The Spoof - Bush nominates Bolton as US "Ambassassador" to the UN
The Spoof - Bush nominates Bolton as US "Ambassassador" to the UN: "
Bolton's hair grows thinner as he listens to Ms. Rice's speech
New York (Spoof International News) In a move that has surprised pundits, nay-sayers, dooms-dayers and other nattering nabobs, President Bush today nominated Michael Bolton as the new US ambassador to the UN, replacing John Negroponte, his new �Intelligence Czar� (sic).
�When Condi suggested that I nominate Bolton, I picked up the phone faster than you can say �Bob�s your uncle�� said Mr. Bush. In front of reporters, Mr. Bush then sang. ��Tell me how I am supposed to live without you�now that I�ve been loving you so long�� I just love that part. It gets Laura going somethin� fierce too,� said Bush. "
Bolton's hair grows thinner as he listens to Ms. Rice's speech
New York (Spoof International News) In a move that has surprised pundits, nay-sayers, dooms-dayers and other nattering nabobs, President Bush today nominated Michael Bolton as the new US ambassador to the UN, replacing John Negroponte, his new �Intelligence Czar� (sic).
�When Condi suggested that I nominate Bolton, I picked up the phone faster than you can say �Bob�s your uncle�� said Mr. Bush. In front of reporters, Mr. Bush then sang. ��Tell me how I am supposed to live without you�now that I�ve been loving you so long�� I just love that part. It gets Laura going somethin� fierce too,� said Bush. "
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